{"product_id":"shitter-was-full-christmas-garden-flag-funny-rv-holiday-yard-flag-12-x-18-copy","title":"Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass Garden Flag – Double-Sided 12” × 18”","description":"\u003cp\u003e🎄 Festive decorations. Questionable holiday manners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your guests a Christmas greeting they won’t forget! This funny garden flag features a snowy, light-covered house, an RV, and a station wagon hauling an enormous Christmas tree—alongside a little holiday sarcasm:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisplay it by your front walkway, on the porch, or outside your camper for some festive attitude. It also makes a hilarious gift for the friend who quotes Christmas movies all December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 12” × 18” size — Vertical garden flag for yards, gardens, and campsites.\u003cbr\u003e• Double-sided design — Artwork and wording displayed on both sides.\u003cbr\u003e• Quality stitching — Stitched edges for a neat, finished look.\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to display — Top sleeve fits standard garden flag poles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes one garden flag. Pole, stand, and mounting hardware are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPS FROM OHIO\u003cbr\u003ePacked and shipped by our small business in Ohio. Thanks for helping our small team bring a little humor to the holidays!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FunnyTruckerHats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":71650287485181,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/0819\/2253\/files\/yes4.png?v=1792589212","url":"https:\/\/funnytruckerhats.com\/products\/shitter-was-full-christmas-garden-flag-funny-rv-holiday-yard-flag-12-x-18-copy","provider":"FunnyTruckerHats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}